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Choose your subscription. Trial Try full digital access and see why over 1 million readers subscribe to the FT. For 4 weeks receive unlimited Premium digital access to the FT's trusted, award-winning business news. Digital Be informed with the essential news and opinion. Necktie Comic Strips Search. Wednesday May 08, Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can. Tags rabert , mystery , dilbert's , necktie , non-analytical , hundred , ties , brain , power View Transcript Transcript Dogbert says to Ratbert, "Ratbert, I need your help to solve the mystery of Dilbert's necktie.

View more books now. Friday May 10, Tags Dogbert , garbage man , tranzanian , necktie , snake , clever , disguises View Transcript Transcript Dogbert asks the garbage man, "Mister Garbage Man, do you know why Dilbert's neckties curl up?

Thursday June 20, Tags Dogbert , tabloid , devoted , lies , impatience , fools , legendary , choked , man , necktie , stupid , questions , shoulder View Transcript Transcript The caption says, "Dogbert starts a tabloid newspaper devoted to lies about himself. Wednesday April 29, Tags Dilbert , report , work , porto-shredder , necktie , the boss View Transcript Transcript Dilbert hands the Boss a report and says, "Here's my report. Monday February 01, Tags the boss , peter , brilliant , computer , programmer , job , lack , social , communicate , species , necktie View Transcript Transcript The Boss says to an employee, "Peter, you're a brilliant computer programmer and you like your job.

Monday January 27, Tags Catbert , evil hr dircetor , lower base salary , necktie , Wally View Transcript Transcript Catbert stands on a desk and says, "We've decided to lower your base salary, Wally. Tuesday March 31, Tags necktie , getting shorter , casual clothes , six months , necktie gone , bald View Transcript Transcript Dilbert remarks to Wally, "Is it my imagination or is your necktie getting shorter every day? Sunday March 02, Maybe it's me.

Tags Dilbert , Dogbert , speech , society , engineers , imagining , audience , naked , pictured , bed , mirror. View Transcript Transcript Dilbert stands in front of the dresser mirror tying his tie and Dogbert sits on the bed. Dilbert says, "I have to give a speech to the 'Society of Engineers' today. I'm a bit nervous. Cancel that. I just pictured four hundred naked engineers. Tags Dilbert , Dogbert , conquest , sneezed , brain , cells , average , election , straight , party , ticket , lunch , world.

View Transcript Transcript Dogbert stands over a map spread out on a table. Dilbert asks, "What's all this, Dogbert?

Tags Dilbert , arms , Dogbert , weights , lifting , automatically , muscles , stick , latin , name , armpits , straight , time , good. View Transcript Transcript Dilbert holds his arms away from his body. He asks Dogbert, "Notice anything different?

I don't know the Latin name. Straight Tie Comic Strips Search. Saturday April 22, Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can. Saturday December 30, Wednesday January 31, Tags Dilbert , borrow , car , cruising , vote , tie , change , decision , demand , recount View Transcript Transcript Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper and Dogbert stands on the hassock.